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By jump the ladder (Wed May 30, 2007 at 08:18:48 AM EST) (all tags)
Dunno, had a raging hard on at work for some reason yesterday but my Anti Raging Stiffie Enabler (ARSE) was Pope Benedict. Whether its a residual thing about Popes left over my Catholic schoolday or his stern visage, it worked a treat - crisis averted thanks to the pontifex maximus.

Poll: What do you guys (or girls) use as your ARSE?



Cycling

Got my fitness levels back and can go pretty damn fast beating most people on my London commuting route apart from the wannabe Tour De France poseurs on their carbon fibre replicas. The beer gut is receding as fast as my scalp hair now :)

Work

Not a lot to do. Bored but the money's good and the hours aren't bad for an investment bank. Thinking about doing a History degree at Birbeck College (a London university college that specialises in part-time degrees).

Other Crap

Got my bathroom done by the proverbial Polish builders. Gone from a total dated 1970s council stylee shit hole to lovely modern blue mosiac tile 'n' white shrine of cleansiness.

My psoarisis is much better due to the Jordanian jaunt to Dead Sea. Only a few small patches left. Will go again next year and prepare my skin better so that I get maximimum benefit.

Went to the FA cup final at the new Wembley stadium. Stadium is big but pretty anonymous. The Man U fans were larging it before the match with their smugness at winning "our" Premiership but were not so evident at the end of the match when we celebrated winning the cup. Saw a bit of handbags betwen a couple of Chelsea fans and several Man U fans on the way home along Wenbley High Road but it was swiftly broken up by the police who drove their van onto pavement almost instantly the trouble started and leaped out on top of them and pinned the truble makers to the floor.   

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WIPO by joh3n (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed May 30, 2007 at 08:40:58 AM EST
Thatcher and Benedict, um..... you know...

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No, I don't know by Cloaked User (2.00 / 0) #18 Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 08:02:11 AM EST
AND I DON'T WANT TO!


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WIPO by Evil Cloaked User (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed May 30, 2007 at 08:49:43 AM EST
fully nude sunbathing


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ObDerekAndClive by Herring (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed May 30, 2007 at 09:18:58 AM EST
re "Everything gives me the horn. Except ..."

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey


Is this by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #5 Wed May 30, 2007 at 10:00:47 AM EST
After the morning wank but before the mid-morning wank?


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WIPO by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed May 30, 2007 at 09:37:43 AM EST
I just make sure that when I have one, I have a willing accomplice.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL


You right hand? by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #6 Wed May 30, 2007 at 10:06:57 AM EST
NT

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Thinking about it by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed May 30, 2007 at 10:50:06 AM EST
I honestly cannot remember the last time either of my hands were involved in such a "relationship".

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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WIPO by theboz (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed May 30, 2007 at 10:39:42 AM EST
Actually, rather than thinking of a disgusting person to shock my senses, I think about other things that piss me off. More concepts or things that I have to deal with instead of people. For example, I could think about the work I have to do.
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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n


FA cup by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed May 30, 2007 at 11:02:47 AM EST
Bloody boring match. How does the stadium seem?

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Huge... by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed May 30, 2007 at 11:36:25 AM EST
Bland apart from the arch, good sightlines, crap acoustics. Plus expensive drinks and nosh. The whole middle tier is corporate so you don't get a whole bank of blue or red.

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Not a ringing endorsement by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed May 30, 2007 at 11:52:52 AM EST
The bad acoustics is a real shame. Bland ain't great either. And the corporate stuff is a tragedy, if entirely inevitable.

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Don't ghet me wrong by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed May 30, 2007 at 12:30:00 PM EST
Best stadium I've been to but I can't see why it cost over £800m. Expected more.

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/me dons pedant hat by Herring (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed May 30, 2007 at 11:31:17 AM EST
In all my extensive study, I have never come across the Proverb of the Polish Builder. I haven't checked the Gospel of Thomas yet.

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey


Other Crap by TPD (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed May 30, 2007 at 12:53:16 PM EST
yeah that game certainly deserves to fall under that Category :).

Still I know from personal experience that doesn't really matter to the fans of the winning team (2005 I'm looking at you!!!).

So enjoy the victory (even if I was routing for the equally dislikeable Mancs this time round).

Scalp hair... not to worry sir, miracle breakthroughs are just round the corner http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6661849.stm !

Rock Hard Abs are just a sw-sw-swivel away!


WIPO: by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed May 30, 2007 at 02:36:15 PM EST
Chelsea

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.


Dude by dmg (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed May 30, 2007 at 07:27:13 PM EST
There is no such thing as an inappropriate erection. You are a MAN goddammit, you are biologically programmed for this sort of thing. Oh the politically correct brigade can whinge and whine until they're blue in the face, but consider this, would a female employee at your bank ever be disciplined or dismissed for an 'inappropriate period' ?

Think about it.

Free your mind and let your rock hard penis run free in the workplace and if any shit goes down as a result, SUE THE FUCKERS FOR SEXISM...
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inappropriate period by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 2) #17 Wed May 30, 2007 at 08:56:10 PM EST
if it's completely visable, then i'd call it at least slightly inappropriate. now, if he can keep an erection totally hidden and nobody can tell, it's all well and good, but i really dont want to see periods all over the place.
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